Stinky Whizzleteats (hermit_crab) wrote in spinsters_hood,
Stinky Whizzleteats

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The rules of Spinsterdom

Does anyone else have these silly rules they adhere to as a perpetual spinster?

I'll list mine as examples:

1. If I'm seeing a movie by myself (which is pretty often,) I only go to matinees.
2. If I'm eating by myself, I never go to a sit-down restaurant with waiters.
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When I go to the park, I always bring food for the ducks... so I am at least feeding somebody.

Acutally, I go to matinees because Im cheap, and I dont mind going to nice resturants alone... but thats just me... :)
Good rule with the ducks. I forgot to mention the one about how I try to keep reading material with me because it comes in handy when you're sitting around by yourself. I'd like to have a laptop with wireless internet access too.